mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

153,945 notes · 16 hours ago
23,188 notes · 1 day ago

mishaesque:

my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

73,379 notes · 1 day ago

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

48,097 notes · 1 day ago

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

159,066 notes · 2 days ago

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

440,753 notes · 2 days ago

euo:

turning off auto-capitalization on my phone because it doesn’t meet my chill ass down to earth aesthetic

59,587 notes · 2 days ago

ofbeinghonests:

I hate when I’m reading and then start thinking about stuff and before I know it I’m at the end of the page and have no recollection of what I just read

56,320 notes · 4 days ago

nataliaromanoua:

girls don’t want boys, girls want convention tickets and sebastian stan

(Source: ivonman)

19,123 notes · 5 days ago

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky)

314,749 notes · 6 days ago
reapplied:

this me

pandalot:

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

(Source: pandavalkyrie)

334,606 notes · 1 week ago